And maybe *SOME OVERLY PREGNANT WOMEN* wouldnt nag so much!!! LOL!
Yes... I've worked out why I never update. Because I never actually DO anything therefore never have anything to update you with. Lets see... yesterday all I done was take lots more pics of Joey. CLICK HERE TO SEE He is a beauty if I may say so myself.
Then today... ummm... ive done even less! Ive sat and watched childrens shows all day. I seriously need to buy myself an adult to play with... ummm... not in *that* way. But dancing to a song which goes... (drumroll please)
"jelly boats and pirates gold princess pea pies...
carrot cakes and fruit smiles and envelope surprise...
we love our cafe and we love to cook
we have a fantastic recipe book... *do do do do do do*
He is big cook, and he is small
friends in our cafe we cook for them all
when your tummy gets all rumbley
you're ready for a treat [insert biting sound here]
we can make something delicious to eat."
If you actually heard that song for real you'd be shocked that I know all the words. Its sang kinda fast so its all a bit of a jumble! From the show Big Cook Little Cook about two guys... Ones the size of a fairy, and the other is human size and they have a "cafe" even though today Big Cook didnt know what a telescope is "Whats a telescope Small?" "its something you look in to make things that are really far away, look really big" [Big Cook Ben looks into telescope at Little small] "WOAH! Im not going to call you Small anymore Small, Im going to call you GIGANTIC!" [ho ho ho]
And they have ONE customer a day and instead of the customer chosing their item... they chose it for them, and its never something thats gonna fill them up... (eg. a melon with some bits of apple in made to look like a mouth with teeth... or a slushy ice drink)... oh yea - the slushy ice drink took 12 hours! why would peter the penguin wait in the cafe for over 12 hours for an "iceburg slush" Oh and Small flies around on a spoon... hmmmm....
I'll give you the low down on some other kids programme the next time i've had a boring day! (every day!)
I ACTUALLY EDITED THIS BECAUSE I SAW I GOT ONE WORD WRONG IN THE SONG! I PUT "IN FOR A TREAT" INSTEAD OF "READY FOR A TREAT" Im so sad!
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well this "OVERLY PREGNANT WOMAN" was highly amused by that post. SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LET ME NAG! HAHA
Tee hee! I'm amused! But truthfully, you sound like me. I know pretty much all the words to all the kiddy show songs my kids watch. In fact, I catch myself enjoying some of the shows. So pathetic am I...
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